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El dulce lamentar de dos pastores
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El Hacedor mira un ave sin alas timada
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El de la foto, gentileza de José María Romera.

Puede llegar a cansar. Tendríamos entonces un homofonófobo.

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Y hablando de restaurantes: hay otro que se llama "Paco Meralgo". Se puede ver buscando en Google.

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