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ÓBITO. Ha muerto Coll. Cómo nos hemos reído en el tardofranquismo con Coll (y Tip). Estimulaban el juego con el lenguaje y luego repetíamos sus sinsorgadas (porque de la cosa política no nos enterábamos mucho). Es difícil hacer un obituario (matar esta palabra) de Coll en serio y uno no se imagina una esquela al uso.

Hubo un tiempo en que hice obituarios para un periódico nacional. Te llamaban una tarde y lo querían para ya, porque los obituarios no esperan. Sudabas tinta y google para redactarlos. A veces no sabías casi nada del difunto.

Una vez me mandaron hacer un obituario de un vivo en estado de extrema gravedad, hará cinco o seis años. Un escritor importante. Lo tuvieron. Lo tienen. El escritor sigue vivito y coleando, y el obituario (supongo) descansa en la nevera como un muerto prematuro. Rezo para que el obituario no resucite.

Obituaristas, qué oficio.

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Publicado el miércoles, 7 de marzo de 2007, a las 8 horas y 47 minutos


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[1] ¿Obituaristas, necrólogos, carroñeros?. Llamas a estos carroñeros (entre los que también me incluyo, me ha tocado redactar féretros) obituaristas. Aunque me da que así no me has resuelto del todo la duda que tenía... (en el enlace se explica.)
Comentado por Leandro | 07/3/2007 09:18 | http://www.bestiario.com/mantenido/d.php?id=297
[2] PUES DIFUNTO.... Anda que el oficio de "difunto" si que debiera estar en desuso.
Comentado por Zorro | 07/3/2007 09:46
[3] Por el hermano de Helmut. Mantenido, enredado:

En este caso, en lugar de un obituario quizá sería mejor escribir un zurzullo zurzulludo (86 entradas en google contra 1.170.000 de obituario: hay mucho trabajo por hacer).

(Véase www.romera.blogspot.com)


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Comentado por Ander | 07/3/2007 09:49
[4] Existencialistas. ¿Óbito ergo sum?
Por si acaso, tocaré el piano con la tapa cerrada.
Comentado por elPianista | 07/3/2007 12:51 | http://yatengogueps.blogspot.com
[5] Autocorrección. Óbito, ergo sunt.
Y así los de aquí, tranquilos
Comentado por elPianista | 07/3/2007 13:11 | http://yatengogueps.blogspot.com
[6] (Peter) Kurkov. El ruso que escribe cómo le encargan obituarios de vivos para un periódico. Según va despachando trabajos, palman las personas.
Comentado por eresfea | 07/3/2007 14:02
[7] Es verdad, se me había olvidado. Esa sí que es una buena historia (Andrei Kurkov: "Muerte con pingüino")
Comentado por Peter | 07/3/2007 16:28
[8] El mío. Peter, escríbeme mi obituario, ¿lo harás, por favor?. Las palabras clave serían:
- felpudo
- reconversión
- coronilla
- Nueva york
Comentado por J. | 07/3/2007 17:46 | http://elcanodromo.blogspot.com
[9] óbito. qui dicir
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